If anyone has any decent stir fry recipes they would be greatly appreciated

Preferably something that uses Sriracha and doesn’t require meat

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zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

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half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

nufang:

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.